News Flash! The Cafe has uncovered the identity of ‘Webpolice’ and turned his name over to the powers that be.

Readers should not presume the identity of ‘Webpolice’ based upon the language used in the email sent to Dr. Baran below. Cafe Admin

Citizen’s view of the value of the Cafe

“In Woodstockistan…” touches on fascism in Woodstock also.

Once again, it would appear that someone is apoplectic at the sheer anonymity of this site. This time the form of this bully’s rage is in an email sent from the so-called “webpolice” to the superintendent of Woodstock Public Schools (and copied to others) accusing the superintendent of being irresponsible for submitting a press release approved by the board to the Cafe. The reasons stated are that this Cafe has no accountability, is not a legitimate news source, and is an aberration. If the Cafe is “unaccountable”, “not legitimate”, and an “aberration”, what should we call the “Webpolice”?” ‘Webpolice’ goes on snorting in righteous indignation remininscent of fascists of the 1940′s, trying desperately to supress whomever he can identify that has a different point of view, in an attempt to impose his twisted beliefs on the rest of us to quell the distribution of information and discussion.

“…there’s a difference between someone anonymously providing a forum/service for others to openly communicate and debate local politics and a pathetic, bullying ignoramus who uses Internet anonymity as a launch pad for personal attacks. My official answer to your question is go pound sand.” Theron Parlin

The Cafe is not surprised at this new development. It is another verification in our belief of the value of providing an arena for people to exchange their opinions and views without putting individual faces to those interactions. Mind you, we are fully aware that some choose to identify themselves, others remain faceless, and some cannot hide their identity regardless of what they call themselves. In fact, we all recognize the tone and verbage of the ‘webpolice’. The only question we have is why did ‘webpolice’ limit himself to the world-wide web? Isn’t ‘webpolice’ really the ‘thought police’.

We regret that Superintendent Baran has had to bear the brunt of this most recent attack. We also regret that someone calling himself ‘webpolice’ has attacked the personal life of someone completely uninvolved in the machinations of Woodstock and the Cafe. However, these attacks corroborate the true nature of this bully. This person is beyond reason or restraint – a brazen bully dependent on the restraint and civility of others. We consider these continued attacks to be psychotic.

Once again, the Cafe provides a meeting place for free expression of ideas and information. The Cafe encourages electronic discussion on both sides of issues. Some of these interactions will be heated, passionate and, yes, some will cross the line of civility. Knowing the breadth of human expression, we exercise restraint in our editing - using editing only as a last resort. We who visit the Cafe are learning as we go. The Cafe began without a blueprint or a defined goal, other than the free exchange of ideas. As individuals we do have our varied points of view. We appreciate the comments and articles from Cafe participants as they allow the discussion to flow in different enlightening directions. Keep talking!

This email sent by ‘webpolice’ to Dr. Baran was forwarded to the Cafe from an reliable source (copies of emails tend to spread due to the slippery slope of the Internet):

“From: “Web Police” Date: Thu, 16 Nov 2006 15:59:32 -0800
To:

Subject: The Cafe

Mr. Superintendent:

I find it appalling that you would submit official business statements to a website with no accountability that is not a legitimate news source. What exactly is your agenda in doing this? Is it politically motivated? Whatever the reason, it is irresponsible. How dare you add legitimacy to this abberation.

Have you checked into the operator/owner of the site? If not, here is some information for you-

This is the registered owner of the site:

www.theronparlin.com

and a little background on this individual:

http://www.theronparlin.com/2005/06/14/motivations-dirty-secret/

Nice, huh? Are you so desperate for approval that you would associate the school system with the likes of this? What is his motivation for being involved in our town? What is the motivation of the unidentified ‘Administration’ of this site? WAKE UP! This goes for other officials of this two bit town as well.”

Recognize this language? Admin