Obama: “I placed my bet on the American worker”

“I’m running for office for Pete’s sake, we can’t have illegals”
“The trees are the right height.”
“[My wife] drives a couple of Cadillacs.”
“PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air.”
“Corporations are people, my friend… of course they are.”
“I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.”
“I’m not concerned about the very poor. We have a safety net there.”
“I’ll tell you what, ten-thousand bucks? $10,000 bet?”
“I should tell my story. I’m also unemployed.”
“There were a couple of times I wondered whether I was going to get a pink slip”
“I get speaker’s fees from time to time, but not very much.”
“I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that’s the America millions of Americans believe in. That’s the America I love.”
“I have some friends who are NASCAR team owners.”
“I like those fancy raincoats you bought. Really sprung for the big bucks.”
“Who let the dogs out? Who, who.” –Mitt Romney, during an awkward photo op with a group of African Americans kids at a Martin Luther King Day parade (January 2008)